An interplanetary redistribution of priorities
Mars, not likes.
Two billionaire vaults. One homemade rocket. A planet worth doing the math for. Take cartoon money and hardware from Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, then put humanity’s resources on a course for Mars.
Humanity deserves a destination bigger than a feed.
The point beneath the punchline
Regulate the harm.
Keep the horizon.
Kashogi’s satirical verdict: “Elon Musk isn’t smart. A rocket needs math, not a fan club.”
Kashogi opposes children’s use of social media because he believes it is harmful. The risks to attention, sleep, and mental health deserve serious protection. The U.S. Surgeon General’s advisory describes serious risks as well as potential benefits, and says social media has not been shown sufficiently safe for children and adolescents. That does not mean every child is harmed in the same way.
Not all AI or technology is harmful. A navigation assistant, a proof engine, and an endless engagement feed are different tools with different risks. Kashogi wants judicious regulation: examine the design, the users, the evidence, and the harm. Protect children. Preserve useful technology. Give humanity’s resources a purpose worth leaving Earth for.
A bill of attainder is a legislative act that punishes an identified person or group without a judicial trial. The U.S. Constitution prohibits federal and state bills of attainder. Naming someone is not enough by itself; punishment and the absence of a judicial trial matter. Our Grudge Act is a deliberately obvious fictional example. It does not authorize theft, confiscation, or a real-world legal shortcut.